College Status
Not drinking in college was the best decision ever,,,,,
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable,,,,,
The simplest college boy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have given his life,,,,,
If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always got,,,,,
A college education shows a man how little other people know,,,,,
Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching,,,,,
What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one’s wrists,,,,,
I was a D student in high school and on the dean’s list in college,,,,,
Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over because your mind is somewhere else,,,,,
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back,,,,,
In college, I learned more by watching my drunk friends than I did in class,,,,,
Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends,,,,,
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college,,,,,
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back,,,,,